

But it didn't take too long for games to take advantage of increasing disk size and grow so big that they took as long to load from the hard disk as their ancestors did from floppies. Computer gamers of the 1980s learned to loathe the slow-as-molasses tape and floppy disk drives of the era, and cheered when they were replaced by the much faster hard disks. This is something of a cyclic trope because of technology changes. However, those aren't the subject of this trope this trope is about games that take too damn long to load, and do so not just at startup, but the entire time you're playing. How we loathe them, and yet how common they are. There's a lot of game here, including the ability to customise and level up all 82 characters."Whensoever games are loaded off disk, whether that be a floppy, a hard drive, or some kind of Blu-ray thing, there will be games that take longer to load than to play."Īh, Loading Screens.

Each faction has distinct stories, locations, heroes, villains and battles, or you can enter Free mode to play any stage with an officer of your choosing, regardless of their allegiance. The voice acting is terrible, but hilariously so, and the characters are all superbly overblown. I had the most fun in story mode, which tells the story of the Three Kingdoms in the manner of a particularly melodramatic soap opera. The appearance of 'boss' characters and objectives that can change suddenly-like rushing to the defence of an overwhelmed ally-try their best to break up the slog, but there isn't really that much to do.

Battles can go on for as long as an hour, with the 'KO' counter at the bottom-right of the screen ticking up into the thousands. Your limited pool of abilities and moves is stretched far too thin.

It's basically an elaborate game of rock, paper, scissors.īut one criticism of Dynasty Warriors I think is entirely justified is how repetitive it is. If you're facing an opponent with an affinity that clashes with your own, you'll be at a disadvantage and find it difficult to break their guard, but switch weapons mid-fight to a stronger affinity and you'll be able to strike them with a flurry of unstoppable attacks. Your weapons have one of three affinities-Heaven, Earth, or Man-and so do enemies.
